CALL MY FAT ASS
The 5-minute morning call that stops you from screwing up your diet.
Thousands of calls. 4.9-star average results.
2026 KICKSTART DEAL: $149/month (normally $249). Cancel anytime.
Why This Actually WORKS!
• You don't need another diet. You need someone watching.
• We set your food plan before the day hijacks you.
• 5 minutes a day beats "I'll start on Monday."
This Is For YOU If...
• You know what to eat but don't stick to it.
• You start strong, fall off midweek.
• You raid snacks at night.
• You want someone to call you out with humor + love.
How It WORKS!
Morning Call
(5 minutes) Set your food plan and lock in your day.
Midday Check-In
(optional) Quick reminder when you usually fall off.
Weekly Review
Track wins, slips, and momentum.
What Does It Cost?
Regular Price
$249/mo
2026 KICKSTART DEAL
$149/mo
Cancel anytime. No contracts. No BS.
We PROMISE That Our Service Will Be...
1. Excuse Free
Unlike other programs that let you make excuses... We have a real human calling you every morning. It cuts out all the excuses!!!
2. Shame Free
No judgment. No guilt trips. Just honest accountability with humor and support. We call you out with love, not shame.
3. BS Free
No fake promises. No magic pills. Just daily calls that actually work. We CALL YOU EVERY MORNING. No BS.
4. Restart-Monday Free
No more "I'll start Monday" excuses. We lock in your plan every morning. No midweek failures. No restart cycles.